American Debt Services
American debt services races through the traffic in search of your address. They quickly respond to your 911 "debt" emergency and know that time is of the essence. You struggle to find a safe spot in your house until the debt services arrive to help you get rid of the evil debt that has crept into your life. You cower in the corner waiting for relief from the debt demons that won't stop calling or sending those awful letters.
The American debt services van runs into a traffic jam and sits patiently. They call ahead, but, you are afraid to answer as it might be one of the pesky evil collection people from your credit nightmares. All at once, your message machine fills with the voice of reason. It's the consumer debt services people calling to calm your nerves. They go on to tell you that there are many free debt services and Christian debt services that are willing to help you exorcise the demons that reside in your mailbox.
You feel your mind starting to clear and the darkest crevices of your house fill with light as the shadowy figures filter out of sight. The doorbell finally rings and the American Debt Services crew begins to let you know how much information is really out there to help you in your credit nightmares.
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