Debt Free America

Debt Free America - Well Hello Mr. Fancypants!

Why in the world would anyone want to be living in a debt free America? What gives? What makes us think that a whole country living free of debt would be any good? It would be the opposite of good, extremely bad, working housewares at S Mart bad, being transplanted into a bygone world where the undead reign supreme and make fun of your handless-arm bad. Bad.

Hail to the king, debt free America.

No, we're not saying debt free living is a bad thing - all we're saying is that it might not be the desired financial course for everyone. Take Ash - he rode right up to that Necronomicon and screamed out the incantation all wrong, waking the deadites and bringing an epic battle upon the humans of that long-ago world. It didn't matter that things got out of hand and occurred different than was planned, all that matters was the end result - Ash coming back just in time to blow the head off a death-crazed she-devil. Sometimes debt can lead to similar successes, sometimes incredible benefits and others impossible defeats. But unless you try you will never get anywhere, and we can't live our lives with our heads in the ground, afraid to move, living debt free.

So why all the debt free services? Because people are brainless jerks, thats why. Because people get scared and do stupid things like fall to their knees before an approaching army of zombies, thinking they'll get clemency when all they receive is an axe to the skull. A debt free America is a scared America - afraid to take risks, afraid to lose. And thats not the America Ash wants to live in. No sir - its time to hail to the king, and the king is debt.

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