http://www.evildebt.com/credit/credit-card.html Credit card debt is bad. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Hi, my name is Mary Ann Mocha and I get addicted to things. Do you know what my latest addiction is? No, not chocolate - it's actually my brand new credit card! Oh by is that thing addictive! It makes me want to buy everything I possibly can, just because I know that smooth and shiny piece of plastic is there, powerfully displaying itself in my puny little pocket. It simply makes me bonkers. My credit record is suffering so much, I think I might just need a little credit counseling. I mean, I think I am in debt pretty bad. I probably owe more money to different places than I have even had in the past five years. It makes me s mad I simply don't know what to do or where to turn. I am lost, confused, hyperactive, and ready for some much needed relaxation. Won't you help me? Won't you assist me in this task? I need you. Help me break free from the clenching shackles of credit card debt. Help me get back to the place I started from, on a cool Spring day, not so long ago. Together we will turn the tides, rising forth from the ties that bind us. No more useless appliances will be purchased from Best Buy. No more useless drugs will be gotten at CVS. No more bad Carrot Top films will be rented from Blockbuster. Alas, the seriously silly spending ways shall perish into the night, and a stable future shall emerge onto the horizon, ready to foster a new dawn for all who comply. Tomorrow is but a figment of our imaginations, so let us imagine tomorrow to be the greatest it can, and together we shall write the script, replete with gloriously happy ending! I await your assistance! Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT http://www.evildebt.com/debt/credit-card-debt.html Wash away your credit card debt - like so many buckets of blood. en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0